
smashed-hopes-and-slashed-thighs:
ITS THE FUCKING APPLE OF EDENYou have three guesses as to what I noticed on the cover and the first two don’t count.
OMG ITS THE APPLE!!!!
SO EVERYTHING IS REAL!!!!!!
JESUS WAS A TEMPLAR EXPLOITING THE APPLE OF EDEN
Oh god… I can’t
*FLIPS TABLE*
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JESUS FUCK THE APPLE IT IS REAL KJSHDFSKJDH